Cats are really weird.
Some people think cats are impersonal, dumb animals. Own one and discover their quirks. My Lynx Colorpoint Shorthair believes that racing around the house and across me is super fun.
So the exclamation: Jesus! has not been spared.
All of a sudden he is jumping on my stomach to get somewhere. Or, trying to race me to the end of the hallway where I am oblivious to his game and accidentally kick him. Good thing, I am not in a hurry or I could hurt him.
When he gets too excitable the squirt bottle is employed and was the only thing to stop him from gutting me one week.
Jesus! Come save me from your wildlife ;)